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The foie gras wars get meta at Melisse
Melisse, the Santa Monica restaurant of chef Josiah Citrin, is about as luxe, calme et volupté as things get in Los Angeles, a subdued Santa Monica dining room with two Michelin stars. The $115 prix fixe menus are, one would think, most appreciated by the comfortably well-off, and events here tend toward sedate benefit dinners. Monday's benefit dinner for the Coalition for Humane and Ethical Farm Standards (CHEFS), or rather that organization's push for higher agricultural standards and against California's imminent foie gras ban, was rather less than sedate.
What was it like at the dinner? Odd, distinctly odd -- even considering that the meal happened to feature eight courses of the high-test duck liver at issue, cooked by eight well-known chefs. There were the people inside the restaurant protesting the ban, which goes into effect July 1. There were louder people outside protesting the protest of the ban. There were other people outside protesting the protest of the protest of the ban. In the end, it was unclear whether the real protestors were the ones dedicated to protecting culinary freedoms, or the chanting ones hoping to have those freedoms curtailed just a little bit sooner. The evening was all rather meta, especially because to most of the people eating dinner, the occasion was less an intimation of prohibition than a nice evening out with friends.
"What's the fuss about?'' a bewildered young woman on the sidewalk asked Lissa Doumani, the pastry chef and co-owner of Terra, a St. Helena restaurant represented at the event.
"Feeding ducks,'' Doumani said. "All of this is about feeding ducks.''
It was also about feeding people, as part of a larger event that featured foie gras dinner up and down the state. Chefs like foie gras, a lot of them anyway: Whether you believe that gavage, the millenia-old process of force-feeding the ducks, closely mimics what the waterfowl do themselves each fall before flying south for the winter, or whether you think it is simply torture, the product is clearly artisinal in a way that poultry from a factory farm is not.
And foie gras is easy to work with, tastes good, and is a decent canvas for many of their more creative urges –- Citrin blasted his with liquid nitrogen and shaved frozen curls onto blocks of slow-cooked wild salmon. Brendan Collins of Waterloo and City made little puffs that he topped with basil flowers. Justin Wangler of the Kendall-Jackson winery scented his terrine with a scant drop or two of vanilla oil and served it with lobster. Raphael Lunetta of Jiraffe seared it and served it with fans of caramelized mango. Doumani made hers into sweet kuchen that she served with tiny scoops of foie gras ice cream.
It was silly. It was fun. After dinner there were foie gras macarons -– of course there were foie gras macarons -– and the walk back to the car through the newly empty streets.
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Photo: Maine lobster with foie gras prepared by chef Justin Wangler of Kendall Jackson restaurant at a six-course foie gras dinner at Melisse. Credit: Lawrence K. Ho/Los Angeles Times.
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It's been more than two years since Conan O'Brien lost his gig hosting "The Tonight Show" in a very public debacle that seriously undercut Jay Leno's "nice guy" image, not to mention his longtime ratings dominance.
On Thursday, O'Brien made his first visit to "The Late Show" in 13 years, where he opened up about the fight over "The Tonight Show." While he was hardly reluctant to dish the dirt, his enthusiasm for Leno-bashing paled in comparison to Letterman's.
Even after two years, it was inevitable that the subject of their shared nemesis would come up, and so it did -- almost instantly. For the first 30 seconds or so of the interview, the two hosts sat there in awkward silence, until Letterman chimed in: "I think the longer we just sit here, the more uncomfortable it will make Jay."
From there, it was open season on Leno, with both hosts doing the obligatory impersonation of his famously high-pitched voice. Letterman was more openly hostile toward his longtime rival, telling O'Brien that he was "delighted" by the ordeal because, finally, the public could see what he has long believed: that Leno is "a bit of a brat." "When this came along, I said to myself, 'This is the Jay I know,'" Letterman recalled. "I refer to that period as the Golden Age of Television."
"You clearly were using my experience to work through some things," O'Brien suggested.
After a commercial break, Letterman renewed the interrogation, asking O'Brien about the nature of his relationship with Leno before "the felony took place." At first, O'Brien seemed a bit reluctant to trash-talk: "I was assured none of this would come up tonight. I was told we would discuss our shared love of antiquing."
O'Brien tried to be diplomatic, explaining that "we're quite different fellows, he and I," but the temptation to take a shot at Leno proved too enticing. "We didn’t have a lot to talk about in common. I don’t own many automobiles that were made before 1904, primarily of brass and leather," O'Brien quipped, a reference to Leno's enormous car collection.
"Now we're getting someplace," Letterman said, happy that his goading had paid off.
To his credit, O'Brien repeatedly expressed his gratitude to his bosses at TBS and few regrets over "The Tonight Show" disaster. "I’m very lucky. TBS lets me do whatever I want. They don’t watch it, they don’t care," he said.
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